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Now maybe now that im getting alot older i have started thinking alot about children... just not in the conventinal way. Most blokes my age who have children are basicly retards if you ask me ... think about it this way nowadays there must be a "big Brother " organisation around some where cuz i was looking at the back of a lighter the other day and i found a little sticker with " keep out of reach of children" printed on it .
At first i thought about keeping the lighter out of reach of children . but then it hit me ... the lighter is telling YOU to keep out of the reach of children. Sure when they are first born they just pull you hair and shit on your best trousers fine enough but then they hit 3 and they start to ask those questions like ... " why do clouds stay up in the sky? " and you begin to tell them... " well you see... coulds are made up of water vapour and water vapour is denser than air ..." and then it hits you .... who the hell do they stay up there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then you start asking your self why you dont know. "Was i bunking off school that day !"
but the questions dont stop there they start comming out with questions like " where does the wind start ?" "where do the flies go in winter ?" " if iron sinks why dont all ships sink ?" " why is the sky always blue ?" and the most immopssable question ever " who wrote the bible ?"
by this time your giving them the usual excuses " you wouldn't undersand son ... come back in a few years and ill tell you". and they do thats when the panic starts to set in. you know nothng ! you are kingof nothingness ! and thats when the dreams start you see your child in the playground at school and his mates, and one of his mates asks your sone " whats your dad like ?" and he replies " oh he knows nothing"
final thought :: its nice to have children when there young and cant speak, but as soon as they reach that age bang they screw your life up. and remember a child isnt just for christmas .... its for 17 more ...lol